What Charlie Sheen Contributed to Fantasy Football

First, I must give credit to the Sheen quote generator. Genius.

 1) “I have one speed, I have one gear, GO!” – That is the way you gotta role in ff. The only way to win is to be constantly scouring the waver wire and scamming those trades. 

2) “I’m on a quest to win” – Is there anything else in fantasy sports? Winning is everything. IF you don’t win, go home!

3) “I’m going to win at every moment” – That is what you must tell yourself. Cockiness is a prereq.

4) “Work Fuels the Soul, I dare you to keep up with me” – I don’t believe in luck I believe in constant motion. You must ALWAYS read the waiver wire and make the speculative picks.

5) “Sorry Man Didn’t Make the Rules” – True that. Ya gotta know if it is PPR/TD ONLY/TD + Yardage. That is Key!

6) “My conduct is bitching, Bring me a challenge somebody!” – Ya all got that guy in your league. The guy like myself that is a complete ass but somehow finds a way.

7) “It’s a war and it’s on” – Need I say more. There ain’t any friends in ff. If you believe that you are a moron.

8) “They couldn’t extinguish my pilot light. And that was a mistake” – If you are still alive mathematically then you can still make the playoffs. I’ve seen 6-8 teams win it all.

9) “The only thing I’m addicted to is winning” – Isn’t that why this blog exists?

10) “Can’t is the cancer of happen” – How many times did a guy say “I can’t trade that guy”

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One Response to “What Charlie Sheen Contributed to Fantasy Football”

  1. If it’s not one thing, it’s another for Sheen. He just can’t seem to keep out of trouble.

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