Tricky Dick’s WR Waiver Plays and One NITE Stand

Tricky Dick is my evil alter ego and his fantasy prowess is well anything but logical. I have spent countless hours staring at names like Derek Hagan, Blair Witch….White, Nate Washington, and my personal fav Ben Obomanu. If you have the horrible luck of owning Steve Smith, Hakeem Nicks, and Brandon Marshall then this article is your salvation….or Tricky Dick’s orgasm.

Derek Hagan– EVERY fantasy football pundit is on his dick this week. Its overblown and uncalled for. He is that real HOT woman you see in the supermarket. The ASS looks great and as you get closer the titties are large and in charge…..once you can actually see the face you realize your gonna have to “paper bag” it to climax. Hagan is EXACTLY THAT. He might give ya 10 points in a PPR league but Mario Manningham is Eli’s bitch not Hagan. Better yet I see Kevin Boss as the one night stand. Boss will be the over the middle safety valve for Eli and this may enable him to squeeze out 2 TDs.

Blair White– Payton wants to throw the ball White’s way. White plays Collie’s spot so this adds to his value. However Indy is playing SD and SD’s D is straight up AWESOME this year. Add to that how S-I-C-K waiver wire TE of the year Tamme is playing and White doesn’t get Tricky Dicks coveted “start” play.

Nate Washington– Nate, Did I EVER tell you that your MY H-E-R-O…..ur EVERYTHING I wish I could be…. That was this past two weeks. With a rookie third string QB starting for TEN and the Vince Young conspiracy I am placing your ass firmly ON MY BENCH. Its amazing nATE how you go from a hero to a zero. Once K K Collins shows back up next week I’ll light a fart on fire…

Ben Obomanu– Tricky Dick is SCREAMING FROM THE ROOFTOP!!! Obi ONE your my waiver play of the week. Obi is the last comic standing in Seattle. Mike Williams is out for the next 2 gamesĀ and Deon Butler is a body…..a warm one. Seattle can’t run the ball over dog shit so they will BE LIVING ON THE PASSING GAME. KC has lost their last 4 games on the road so even though they are a VASTLY IMPROVED TEAM they will choke in the land of rain and overall blahness (holy run-on sentence LUKE SKYWALER).

This was my one night stand…..ahhhh I love those from the islands:

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